Stop. Ryan Gosling, you are wearing Christmas lights. You are literally glowing. I quit. I’m off to listen you your dulcet tones in Dead Man’s Bones and daydream about you saving me from drowning.
My name is Meg. I am a college student, and unfounded fears are my specialty. I hate soup spoons but LOVE soup. Also, I want Paul Rudd to spoon-feed me some soup. While we watch the history channel.