My internal monologue last night
GO TO SLEEP, MEG. But there are so many parasites that exist. GO TO SLEEP. YOU DON’T HAVE A HOOKWORM. I’m never going to a jungle or a tropical area that has botflys, not even if someone gives me a free ticket. They burrow in your SKIN. COOL. NOW GO TO SLEEP. Heraldry is funny, right? Would people laugh if I made jokes about coats of arms? IT IS LATE. The right to bear arms,...