September 2011
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i referenced tumblr in a conversation today. the person i was talking to looked at me like i was talking about some kind of creepy forum where people go to hang out and swap strange, pervy stories. (which actually isn’t that far off from the truth.)
it’s weird when you know so much about something and then you talk to someone who literally has no idea what it is. it’s like two...
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I scoured craigslist for a bed, then picked it up...
I may be an adult now.
August 2011
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I leave for school tomorrow, but I am so...
Why can’t Dumbledore do that spell where he just sort of swoops his wand and everything gets all nicely tetris-ed into a suitcase.
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Marry/kill/do: celsius, fahrenheit, kelvin
I would marry kelvin because it is scientific and mysterious, do celsius because it is exotic, and kill fahrenheit. So impractical.
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these are photos of corgis cross bred with other... →
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conozco:
the corgi legs are a dominant gene and i am SO OKAY WITH IT. midget dogs looking like other dogs. i can’t handle this right now.
ALL ABOUT ALL OF THIS
I want each and every one of these in my lap right now. Short on legs, not on cuteness.
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I'm in Louisiana and it is really dark and I just...
Like… I’m pretty sure it’s just a regular cloud but there are swamp people and alligators here so WHO EVEN KNOWS.
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“What if I get a face tattoo when I’m drunk? Who would hire me or love me?”
– The thoughts that keep me awake at night
conversations over falafel
manhattanhorizontal:
law: I’m thinking about going back to Brooklyn Bridge Park this Thursday for another movie. They’re showing Rosemary’s Baby.
me: I’ll probably skip then. I don’t like horror.
law: It’s a horror? How scary is it?
me: Well, it’s about the devil’s offspring.
law: Oh. I thought it was a romantic comedy.
I know this feeling well. It took me until Brittany Murphy hangs...
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LESLIE KNOPE WHY ARE YOU NOT REAL
Ann: You're 20 minutes late, I almost left.
Leslie: I was... dropping my niece off.
Ann: What's your niece's name?
Leslie: Torpal. What? I don't know. That's not a name. I don't have a niece.
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People with blog names that are mostly consonants...
Thinking I’m making a new friend, but I get boobs. Silly internet.
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Still at home. Still scrapbookin'.
While my brother and sister go to school tomorrow and get all educated, I will be at home watching Weeds and scrapbooking like I have for the past several weeks. I am really bad at having free time (white girl problems. I hate me too.) Free time turns quickly into I-have-not-left-my-house-in-three-days-and-sun-hurts time. I am very excited for school to start back up.
A) That will mean I can...
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Late night observations on the tragically handsome
The guy who played Denny in Grey’s Anatomy (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, aka the less ethnic version of Javier Bardem) plays Nancy’s dead husband on Weeds! I guess there is just something about his rugged-but-lovable mountain man looks that makes casting directors think- Good beard; let’s kill him off.
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Is Netflix judging me? Probably.
My roommate and I share a Netflix account, and our combined tastes in movies and TV shows is diverse, to say the least. Even more diverse than the Grey’s Anatomy cast. I’m sure the computer is thinking- who is this girl who in one day watched…
A documentary about Amish people
Step Up 3
A hefty portion of Weeds season 1
Blue Crush
Several episodes of SVU (chosen based on how...
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What I Wore Today!!!
LOLZ NOT. I mostly just wore my dog shorts and a t-shirt with a pocket. Into which I put Hot Tamales. Which proceeded to melt a little, leaving me with a pocket stain.
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Reasons why going to the pulmonologist isn't as...
And it sounds fun, right?! And that’s lung doctor to those of you not blessed with volatile small airways.
- There are scary posters on the walls featuring things like atrophied smoker lungs and sinus cavities full of goop and god knows what.
- The nurse gets all sassy and calls you girlllll when you say that you haven’t taken your inhaler in two days.
- After an hour of waiting...
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Just another fun night of tinkering with my tumblr...
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“If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.”
– John Travolta to his skanky daughter in Face/Off. Well, I guess the quote should technically be attributed to Nicholas Cage’s sociopath character who is impersonating Travolta. How? BY STEALING HIS FACE. Like John Travolta’s actual face. My mind is spinning.
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I just traded in my worn-out, cracked Blackberry for an iPhone. It always seemed a little silly for me to have the paragon of corporatism that is the Blackberry. Student/librarian/camp counselor Meg is way more likely to play Angry Birds or check her tumblr than send urgent work emails.
The iPhone suits me better. Much less corporate. BRB gonna go take artsy pics of myself with instagrammmm
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Watch“When I saw you standing there sort of… submissively, I thought, ‘This woman could very well be a vegetarian!’”
Good times with my sketch group.
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On Rivers, Elementary School and Political...
I am currently utilizing my friend’s VCR to watch a recording of my 4th grade class musical, aptly titled RIVERAMA. The premise of the masterpiece was this: our entire class explores America’s rivers and sing songs about them. Bouncy piano accompaniment was provided by our ancient music teacher, Ms. Hook (who told a girl who chewed gum at rehearsal that she hoped she choked to death.)
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Someone please put Claudia Kishi on Hoarders.
Having Ring-Dings and Cheese Doodles where your art supplies are supposed to be is not cute, it’s a problem.
Your outfit is cool, though.
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The Hunger Games are seeping into my subconscious...
I had a dream last night that I was a tribute in a Hunger Games that took place at a trashy-ish mall. Someone tried to strangle me with a necklace while I was hiding behind a rack at Claire’s, but Peeta swooped in at the last minute and saved me.
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Little girls these days are growing up way too...
hellokaren:
Here’s one of the reasons why:
It looks like Kmart and a Russian prostitute joined forces and threw up on these poor kiddos. I want to scrub their faces off and send them to a Waldorf school and make them work jigsaw puzzles and eat vegetables.
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Convo with moms'n'pop over Mexican food
My mom: I just want to say something on the record.
Me: Go for it.
My mom: I believe that you shouldn't put the cart before the horse.
My dad and I: Huh?
My mom: Meg, wait until you are married to have a baby. I know that may not be the "the cool thing" these days, but please wait.
Me: That sounds reasonable.
My dad: So... The horse represents marriage?
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A short list of things I have wanted to be when I...
- Raccoon nurse
- Seeing eye dog trainer
- Named Bridget
- Mouse expert
- Veterinarian for small animals
- Veterinarian for big animals
- Greeting card designer
- In the army like Cadet Kelly
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http://www.neopets.com/~pinkiecutie13 →
You know things are getting weird when start wondering about the well-being of the neopets you had when you were 11. I just looked them up to see if they died or something, and I found this gem of a link. I tried to learn HTML to make a webpage for my neopet, pinkiecutie (who was purple, incidentally), and I apparently didn’t get too far. At least I figured out how to make a scrolly bar. As...
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I got mistaken for an athlete today!
It was in a bookstore, which is intrinsically funny. A fatherly cop asked me if I was a swimmer, and I couldn’t have been more flattered.
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This scene just played in my mind and now I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. Picture this…
You are a cop. You pull someone over, and when you ask to see the perp’s license, there is a picture of a baby instead of a picture of the driver.
“Is there a problem, officer? Of course that’s me in the photo, don’t be ridiculous.”
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